Coming into today, the Carlins maintain a 172-146 lead. Justin Verlander pitched very well for the Drunkin’ Drafters, but picked up the loss while David Price pitched poorly and got a No Decision. Now that I got the boring score out of the way, here is the made-up interview I did with Drunkin’ Drafters general manager since for the second straight week I got no response. I’m starting to think there’s a coupe against me.

 

The above image will be used to represent Drunkin’ Drafters throughout the season. I realized last night I had yet to designate him an image so this is now his. It’s relevant because ownership adores the Mets and who is a greater Met other than convicted criminal Darryl Strawberry?

Me: Have you ever won a fantasy baseball league before? If yes, how awesome was it? If no, who do you blame?

Drunkin’ Drafters:

Me: Which player so far this season has disappointed you most?

Drunkin’ Drafters:

Me: What team in our league do you think looks the best? What team in our league do you think looks the worst? Get as cocky or trashy as you want.

Drunkin’ Drafters:

Me: Do you have any memorable experiences when meeting a professional athlete, baseball or otherwise, that you would like to share?

Drunkin’ Drafters:

Me: How do you feel about your brother [The Fuzzy Taints] making all of the random drops and free agent singings?

Drunkin’ Drafters:

Me: You’re a Mets fan, why?

Drunkin’ Drafters:

Me: If you win what do you plan on spending your winnings on?

Drunkin’ Drafters: Remaking this video!